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Post by Tumbletail Spikedog on Aug 15, 2006 12:19:38 GMT -5
YES! Every site should have a thread for quotes! ^_^ "It's... a giant mushroom. MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!" -Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender Katara: (wearing necklace Aang made her) "So, how do I look?" Aang: "You mean all of you or just your neck? Because you both look great." -Once again, Avatar Pirate: "You can't read!" Other Pirate: "It's the Bible, ye get credit for trying!" -POTC 2 (Yay!!!) "Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon by most societies." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory "Never ask me WHY I do things, 'cuz you'll never get a straightforward answer." -Me "I tell you, she's gonna kill off Harry Potter! British people always kill off their book characters." -My Dad (No offense to any Brits, *cough* Raiden. My Dad's a big joker.) "Charmin Ultra, Les is more!" -Me, talking about Les, the guy who fills in the cracks in our subdivision's roads Me: "Kataang or Zutara?" Friend: "Uh... Zutara?" Me: "WRONG ANSWER!" -Me and my friend (Btw, I've converted her to becoming a Kataangian!) "Oh well, you live, you learn, you do it again." -Chernzobog (from FoW, a site I'm on) Me: "Haha, that Sloganizer thing says 'Life is beautiful with Chernzobog." Chernz: " That's a weird one." Me: "Well, life certainly isn't beautiful for that guy you killed in the 'Ruined Battle' thread!" Chernz: "Haha. That guy would disagree from beyond the grave." Brother: "Abby, you and Lydia are like Willy Wonka." Me: "How?" Brother: "You're both weird." Well, childrens, that's it for now. ^_^
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Post by Sandegar Logged Out on Aug 15, 2006 12:33:43 GMT -5
The movie, not the book. Don't mix those up, because they're almost totally different.
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Post by Raiden and Zahi on Aug 15, 2006 12:34:44 GMT -5
None taken Tumble...
I got one:
"Damn the torpedeos, full speed ahead!!"
-Farragut in the American cival war... probabaly followed by KABOOM!!
Like that? Have another one...
"Extermiate The Doctor!!" -A random Darlek saying...
"Fear me, but follow!!" -Imperial guard commisar from dawn of war 2 winter assult...
"Sink the Bismarck!" -Winston Churchill's famous order to the british home fleet...
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Post by Tumbletail Spikedog on Aug 15, 2006 12:46:34 GMT -5
^^ Coolness.
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Post by Marie logged out on Aug 15, 2006 13:10:53 GMT -5
"Napoleon Dynamite--the dumbest excuse for an idiotic display of filmaking that I've ever been downright stupid enough to subject myself to." ~Me. *nod*
"The great Marie Blue-eyes." ~Thorntail Swiftax (AKA Dawnheart/Lionclaw).
"I'd rather be an American Idiot than a French Genius." ~Me. Yes, I am biased. Yes, I know that makes me look stupid. Yes, I do realize my responses make me look even stupider, but, frankly, I don't care. Call me an idiot, but I like to pick on France. *shrugs* So sue me. No, that was not serious. It's called sarcasm, mate, so lay off the interrogation, already!
"Look... *sniff* stairs." ~Riley from National Treasure. YAH!
"After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift." ~King Julian the Fourth or Fifteenth or whatever. From Madagascar. (Is this not just so typical of Marie? Mwehe.)
"Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again... " ~Same dude, same movie. (Seriously, he's, like, Marie's alter-ego.)
Marty the Zebra: [about King Julian] He's got style. Alex the Lion: What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs? Melman the Giraffe: I think it's a squirrel. Julian: Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow. Alex the Lion: Definitely a squirrel. Melman the Giraffe: Yep, a squirrel. ~From Madagascar. (*coughMariecough*)
Maurice: Where are you giants from? Alex the Lion: We're from New York. Julian: All hail the New York Giants! ~Duh.
Maurice: What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies! Julian: Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up. ~Yo.
Julian: Can you not see you have insulted the freak? ~I'm jus' gonna stop doing this.
Julian: When the New York giants wake up, we must make sure they wake up in paradise. [Laugh] Julian: Now, who'd like a cookie?
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Post by Tumbletail Spikedog on Aug 15, 2006 13:35:55 GMT -5
YAY MADAGASCAR! w00t!
Sokka: Okay, Karma person, or thing -- whoever's in charge of this stuff. If I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat and sarcasm. Okay? That's all I got. It's pretty much my whole identity: Sokka, the meat-and-sarcasm guy. But I'm willing to be Sokka the veggies-and-straight-talk fellow. Deal? *Aang appears* Sokka: Aang! Thank goodness! Have you got any meat?
YES! I crave more emo-Aang, like in The Desert. *drools*
What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? *shakes his tail at Maurice* Here, Maurice, gimme a nibble.
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Post by Crystal M. V. Rosepaw on Aug 15, 2006 16:48:55 GMT -5
Grrr... Marie you insult Green Day,. You insult Napolen Dynamite. TIME TO INSULT STAR WARS!!!! (Meep. Marie... Really. Star Wars? Mego.)
"Luke... I Am GAY!" Me~ Muahahaha.
Marie, I had to do that to ashut you p. You keep insulting things I like. CUT IT BLEEPIN' OUT! Nobody asked you to like it and no one sure has heck didn't ask you to insult it! So Quit!
Oh The Star Gays... ^-^ Marie, contuie to insult, And I have many more. Worse than those...
ANYHOW... Tallagada Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes!
"I'm On fire! OH GOD HELP ME I'M ON FIRE!!!" "Hold on Ricky! I'm comin'!!!"
"Don't you stick that knife in your leg. Your not paralized!" "I am so to!" **Sticks knife in leg.**...... " OWWWWWWWWWW!!! GOD!!!"
**Parks Car.** So do I pass? Yes... **Shivvering.** He's your drivers liesnse.." **Cogar appers.** RAWH! GAH!!! DOWN KAREN!!
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Post by Raiden and Zahi on Aug 15, 2006 17:15:08 GMT -5
**Conker hits gargoyle with a frying pan
Conker: **Thinking to himself**
*Shouldn't he be fallin off about now?*
Hey shouldn't you be falling off about now?
Gargoyle: Yes, but the designer changed the tutorial at the last minute, to make the player think the rest of the game would be different. You'll have to try someting else...
Conker: **thinks to himself again**
*Good thing I brought this along then...*
**Pulls out a base ball bat with a nail in the top, and hits the gargoyle with it**
Gargoyle: **Nothing, then falls over, and gets squished by a boulder.**
Conker: Hay mister designer, no more suprises please... -From "Conker's bad fur day on conker: live and reloaded" on X-box...
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Post by Crystal M. V. Rosepaw on Aug 15, 2006 17:26:29 GMT -5
I <3 C0onker. ^-^ Love Conker. Gotta. Anyone play Animail Crossing? (For Gamecube)
Roach dude: You gotta rolls the poo ball up the moutain! Conker: Ew. Smells pooy.
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Post by Raiden and Zahi on Aug 15, 2006 17:35:15 GMT -5
Did that bit of it, I'm on the grat and mighty poo... (don't ask...)
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Laylark
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That's what I call talent.
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Post by Laylark on Aug 15, 2006 17:45:10 GMT -5
"Extermiate The Doctor!!" -A random Darlek saying... EXTERMINATE! I love Doctor Who. D: Okay. Ummm..... Darter: You sleep funny. You're all bunched up. Me: Your face is bunched up! >:0 (shut up. It was funny at the time.) "Of all my many obsessions, I must say the Robert Smith is one of my greatest." ~My friend Isabel, on the subject of Robert and The Cure. <3 (Take that Darter! XD) OH! Yes. Here's some crap from our grade seven skits. XD (Good times, eh Dartly?) Nate (me): Well anyway, I've been teaching Rose how to fight. Bill: Who's Rose? Nate: The frog. (SARCASM! :0) Bill: WE HAVE A FIGHTING FROG? Oh my god, we're INVINCIBLE! Rose: Um, I'm Rose. Bill: ...You're not a frog. Nate: Urg! Just for further reference, that's Rose, I'm Nate and you're Bill. Got it? Bill:.... Does the frog know this? Nate: THERE IS NOT FROG! THERE NEVER WAS A FROG! Bill: I'M GOING TO MY ROOM! Nate: YOU DON'T HAVE A ROOM! Bill: FINE! I'M GOING TO MY HAMMOCK! (Again, it was funny. P.S. Nate an Bill= pirates) Legolas: I'm Orlando Bloom! Will Turner: No I'm Orlando Bloom! Lego: No I am! Will: NO! I'm Orlando Bloom! ME! etc. etc. Me: I'M HARRY POTTAH! (Same thing. XD) Annnnnd I can't think of anything else. *death*
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Post by Crystal M. V. Rosepaw on Aug 15, 2006 17:45:44 GMT -5
I beat the game. Awsome Conker: Wait... I DIE?! No! Pause the Game! **Everything frezes.** Now, Can I have a diffrent weapon? **Walks of screen and comes back dress like a samiria.** That's better. Ok. Go! **Kills the Alien in a series of awsome manuvers.** Horrible end. He becomes King. >.< Boo. There's a part in the game where he does the Martix. and the Bit where he turns into a bat. @-@ Lots of zomnvies in that level. Oh ait. Here's another. Other Squiggle Army Dude: Conker! Help me! There's two buttons here. You do know the right one, right? Conker: Of corse! (To self: No...) **Pushes one.** OSAD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! **Head explodes.** Conker: Owwwww... That had to hurt. It happens no matter what button you push. >.< Oh. Wait... Yet Other other Army Guy: Conker! Oh my God Conker! There fireing rockets at us!!! Conker: Run you idiot! RUN! **Both run for about a mintue, avoiding bombs then...** Other Guy: AH! **Evil Tediz kill him.** Conker: Uhhh... Time to go! **Runs with a pack of 700 guys behind him.**
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Post by Raiden and Zahi on Aug 16, 2006 7:06:03 GMT -5
GAH!!!!! I hate the spoilers...
I got some more...
Raiden: So we've got a bit of time alone eh snake?
Snake: Er yeah...
R: Wanna have some fun?
S: I don't know what you're trying to suggest, but it ain't gona happen...
R: I don't know, we could take it slow at first... **Walks over to snake and makes an obscene gesture with his hand...**
S: **Pushes Raiden and shoots him twice, in what is called *Unnecessary act of Violance*...**
-Raiden and snake in a scene from "MGS For Retards"
Vamp: You can come out now little girl.
Raiden: I am not a little girl! Who are you to call me that?
V: I am Vamp, the vampire.
R: **Walks down the stairs** Wait a minute. Vamp the vampire? that's the best you can do? Ugh!! I can't work under these conditions
V: I want to suck your blood...
R: Shut up you
V: **Bows his head, turns round and walks out of the room.**
R: What's next the ****ing Ghost busters? **One of the ghost busters walks in then back out...** - Same again, MGS for retards...
Cloud: Stay in my memories where you belong.
Sepheroth: I will... Never be a memory. **Wing folds round him, and he turns back into Kadaj.** -If you haven't guessed it, you have never seen Final Fantasy VII Advent Childran
Guard: Sir please place any metal items on the tray... Neo: **Opens coat to reviel M-16** -The Matrix (the first one...) OOC: I finished conker!!
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Rinafera Woxwitty III
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Head Boundary Guardian
Head Boundary Guardian && Retired War Commander
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Post by Rinafera Woxwitty III on Aug 20, 2006 23:20:37 GMT -5
Guys, you have know clue how much you're about to crack up. All of these quotes are original and copyrighted by BLANK Bros. Pictures (I can't post my last name) Mom's Money Productions, and Big Waste of Time Studios. All of these are in a movie m and my brothers made. Its called "The Matrix: Restupidifed"
Morpheus: I've been looking for the one all my life, hoping I can find him, before the enemy does. I have finally found him... I think. *Shows me jumping on our trampeling.* Me/Dumbo: (Dumbo is making fun of Neo) Lolly Pops and gummy bears are my favorite treats! *Mr. Smith walks up. Boooo!* Dumbo: Yay for strangers! Mr. Smith: Hello, Mr. Anderson. I have been looking for you for a very long time. Dumbo: Stay away from me mister! *Kicks Mr. Smith to ground.*
BTW, this quote may sound like Legolas from DAB's quote, but we made it up before she did.
Mr. Smith: We need you on our side, Mr. Anderson. Dumbo: I'll never join you! Mr. Smith: But Mr. Anderson, we have cookies! Dumbo: But I like gummy bears!
Morpehus: Take the blue hangar, or the green hangar. Which one will it be? Dumbo: They're the same color in these sunglasses.
I'll post more from the Matrix spoof I made later.
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Post by Raiden and Zahi on Aug 21, 2006 6:30:00 GMT -5
I finished conker's bad fur day yesterday... finaly... poor Berri... Any way here's some more quotes...
Don't want to an american idiot, I want to be a Fradley fool... -My dad...
Gah!!!! I'm out of quotes!!!! -me being out of quotes (Which I definatly am now...)
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