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Post by Rudy Treebandit on Nov 10, 2006 9:32:48 GMT -5
*A tall squirrel swaggered into the Tavern. He cheekily smiled, and grabbed a hot scone off the counter. He stretches and sits down at a table.*
Who will fight me in a battle of stomach capacity? a.k.a. An eating contest.
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Post by Songwind and Brawn Oakbrush. on Nov 10, 2006 17:13:59 GMT -5
**A handsome young male squirrel entered the room, striding in with a large step. His orange brush was held up high . He wore a simple silvery blue leather tunic, which doubled as armour. In his hand was a large magnifecint lance. He wore a simple necklet with a musical note charm on a thick leather strip. The squirrel tipped his cap to Rudy and patted his muscular stomach. loosing his belt he tossed it over a seat and grabbed a scone. He sat down and relaxed his stomach. The care-free squirrel smiled wanly at the other squirrel. His light olive eyes surveyed his opponant happily.** I'm Brawn Oakbrush. I will!
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Post by Rudy Treebandit on Nov 10, 2006 19:07:03 GMT -5
*Rudy nodded his head, smiling good-humoredly. He quickly flicked a scone crumb lazily at Brawn. He then turned his attention the the pretty squirrel lady.*
A squirrel? Song, no offense, but your husband looks too muscular to eat a lot.
*Rudy filled his plate with scones, tarts, trifles, cheeses, salads, bread farls and cakes. He then filled five bowls full of Meadow Mossflower Soup. Then he proceeded with his food piling and filled ten beakers full with drafted, shrew beer. He smiled and sat down, waiting for his opponant to start.*
Song, would you do the honors of counting off?
OCC: Counting off as in counting '1...2...3...Go!'
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Post by Songwind and Brawn Oakbrush. on Nov 10, 2006 19:58:59 GMT -5
**Brawn grins. The giant squirrel loads up a plate of 5 turnovers 6 pasties, a cauldron of treetop soup, a couple beakers of cordial, and a pot of pudding. A hearty laugh escapes his curving lips. The squirrel turns and winks at his wife, and tips his cap debonairly at her. The maid's face brightens softly, her brown eyes shining happily. She grabs a bottle of cordial and sips it daintily. She pulls a kercheif from her pocket and wipes her mouth.** C-c-certainly. 1-2-3- Go!
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Post by Rudy Treebandit on Nov 11, 2006 11:24:47 GMT -5
*Rudy wipes his mouth and shoves a big trifle wedge into his mouth. After chewing quickly and swallowing the portion, he proceeded to two bread farls. His tough jaws ripped pieces out of both of them, and he chomped on them atrociously. Afterwords, he threw a wedge of cheese up into the air and caught it in his mouth. He chewed it, and ate most of it, leaving some of the cheese in his mouth. He then ate a raspberry tart to eat with the remainder cheese, giving a good, hearty taste in his mouth. He swigged it down with a shrew beer.*
Ya think I'm done? I don't think so.
*Rudy cut a wedge of cake and devoured it in two bites. He licked his lips and reached for a pastry on the counter. He chewed it thoughtfully, and then spoke up with his mouth full.*
Ih furggut 'bout pastwies. Tas'tes wondurrful.
*After swallowing the rest, Rudy started to eat a huge garlic, mushroom, onion and potato flan. He winked at Song and then spoke up to Brawn.*
Takin' your time, eh, my friend Brawn?
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Post by Songwind and Brawn Oakbrush. on Nov 11, 2006 21:33:04 GMT -5
**Song grinned wanly. She new Brawn well. He had now finished the pasties and the soup. He was starting the next bit, the turnovers. Witth one paw holding a turnover he loads his plate with half basket of onoin farls. He also grabs a salad, a large cheese, and five apples. He quickly finishes all the food he started with and starts the next part, breathing easily. The squirrels large front teth tore deeply into the farls. A small grin creased his homely face. He glanced at his wife, and winked.
**The maid smiled, her pretty face lighting up.**
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Post by Rudy Treebandit on Nov 14, 2006 16:58:26 GMT -5
Tch tch tch... lucky lad, Brawn. A nice pretty maiden for ye.
*Seeing Brawn look at Song, Rudy took immediate action. He stuffed a bread farl with five hotroot peppers. Smiling, he quickly stuffed two danishes into his mouth. He gulped them down and chugged a glass of shrew beer.*
Mmhmmmhmmmhmmm... food and shrew beer. 'Tis the life. Hehe...
*Rudy then gulped down another shrew beer and then tore his sharp teeth into a bread farl. His mouth was full, and he smiled mischieviously.*
L'um. Tas'es wonnurful. Eh' Brawn, do ya 'like 'otroot peppers?
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Post by Songwind and Brawn Oakbrush. on Nov 14, 2006 18:45:01 GMT -5
**Song griined wider, her reddish gold face practically glowing with un used laughter.** Heehee! He hasn't started yet!
**Brawn spread his considerabley large arms and scooped up food. He looked at Song again and the pretty lady smiled winningly. She pased him some more food and piled another plate up for the big squirrel.**
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Post by Rudy Treebandit on Nov 15, 2006 11:41:32 GMT -5
*Rudy stiffled a roar of laughter as he saw Song pile the hotroot pepper-stuffed farl being passed on Brawn's plate. He disguised it with a cough.*
Hahaeheheoughcoughcough...
*Rudy tried to keep a straight face and stuffed a big wedge of cake into his mouth. He chewed quickly and stuffed five more small oat farls into his mouth.*
He was just getting started.
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Post by Songwind and Brawn Oakbrush. on Nov 15, 2006 20:57:17 GMT -5
**Song detected the small laugh in hiis cough. She smiled again, wider. The maid's pretty red and gold face shined.** Yep, hes not done yet.
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Post by Rudy Treebandit on Nov 17, 2006 8:16:02 GMT -5
*Rudy coughed slightly to cover up his roar of laughter.*
I was known as Redwall Champion Scoffer when ol' Flourdiful Harewhipper wasn't around.
*Rudy smiled cheekily and then picked up a round bowl of raspberries. He licked his lips and gobbled all the fruit. He clicked his jaws and then munched into a huge, half-eaten leak pastry.*
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Post by Songwind and Brawn Oakbrush. on Nov 18, 2006 8:39:14 GMT -5
**The big squirrel stuffed food into his mouth quickly. He wasn't speaking either, let Soong do that. I talk when I'm done.**
**The small maid snatched a small leak pastie that had escaped them both. She nibbled happily.**
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Post by Rudy Treebandit on Nov 19, 2006 20:40:00 GMT -5
*Rudy, seeing Brawn not speaking, decided to shut his mouth too. The muscular squirrel stuffed two onion farls, coated with melted cheese, into his mouth. After gulping it down, Rudy cracked a beechnut and stuffed the edible food into his mouth.*
Ehm... very partial to a good beechnut.
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Post by Songwind and Brawn Oakbrush. on Nov 20, 2006 13:22:15 GMT -5
**The big squirrel shoveled food down quickly.**
**Song grinned at Rudy.** Are you really? So is Brawn. I rather like hazelnut myseelf.
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Post by Rudy Treebandit on Nov 21, 2006 10:26:49 GMT -5
*Rudy smiles lop-sidedly as he shoved more food down his gullet. Finally, he messily shoved a piece of cake into his mouth, leaving trails of icing all over the table.*
Hazelnuts? Yum. Oh... a good ol' chesknut, that's what I say.
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